Friday, January 31, 2014

Feminazis

Ladies, if I may be honest and not a douche for once.

Feminism is not the answer, not anymore. It has become like Islamic terrorist a hate group, trying to spread their ideals, force really onto others when they do not want it. The only difference is feminist do not strap explosives to themselves and blow themselves up (unfortunately)

Ok this time I promise I am finished

Girls, as much as I complain about you, and men complain about women I do not see that much oppression.

Take aviation for example

"Flying is mans job/Flying is not for women" has not been seriously said or taken seriously

Yet it is still a male dominated field, why?

Because feminism you are targeting the wrong people. The world does not need to change for feminism, women need to change a realize that they can do anything

HOWEVER

They are not entitled to anything, you need to work be ruthless, relentless stubborn and patient and you will get what you want.

If you cant do that, then maybe the old ways were right, maybe women belong in the kitchen

BECAUSE APPARENTLY THEY DO NO HAVE THE WILL OR STRENGTH OF CHARACTER TO CHASE THEIR DREAMS AND MAKE THEM HAPPEN

Feminism all you succeed in doing is alienating females and make men hate women.

Then these men who hate women become the fuel for the feminist machine, which then creates more men who hate women who cause women to convert to feminism.

Its cyclical, the worst men in society create feminism which creates more men like them. At some point someone is going to have to be the better human being and stop.

Here is a hint: The men wont change, they are the result. If you want them to change you need to go to the source

Feminism: its not about hate, rape, entitlement or anything. You should be telling girls how fucking awesome they are and how they need to show the world this awesome not saying stop the eye rape, just because im being slutty, flirty and dressing like a whore I am not asking for it.

To be honest, if you are flirting, being slutty and dressing like a whore you ARE asking for it.

Dress classy, be less of a skank and change how your flirt

WE MEN DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE TELLING US UNLESS YOU TELL IT TO US STRAIGHT. WHY HAVE YOU NOT FIGURED THIS OUT YET

If you girls want to change how men treat and look at women, why dont you become the women you want to be and not what society, men or other females are telling you to act.

Your dependence on feminism is like older generations of women dependence on marriage and men, except feminism cannot and will not love you support you cuddle you and make love to you.

ALSO

blogger, SKANK, is not a typo. You fuck.

NOW

Onto the reason for this post (besides my buddies crazy ex who broke up with him and started a fight because he played the date rape card in cards against humanity)

YOU CLEARLY HAVE MISSED THE POINT OF THIS GAME

Also feminist, quit being on the defensive all the fucking time. Sometimes what we say isnt attacking you, sometimes its funny

AND FOR FUCKS SAKE RESPECT OUR OPINIONS INSTEAD OF PLAYING THE MALE ENTITLEMENT CARD. DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE ARE ENTITLED TO AS MALES? TO SACRIFICE OUR LIVES FOR KIN AND COUNTRY SO THAT YOU GIRLS CAN REBUILD SOCIETY AFTER THE WAR HAS ENDED.

Actually, that has happened many, many times in history. Mass death of men due to war, society to be built by women and changed by women...and they never fixed it or changed anything. Girls you ever consider that you may be the cause of all your problems? After WW2 women could have changed the world, but they kept the status quoe, not because of men, but because thats what they thought was best. Maybe they were right maybe not.

ONTO WHY I MADE THIS POST

Freebleeding. Girls, thats just fucking gross. It like shitting or pissing in your pants or not bandaging a bad wound ON PURPOSE

Its unhygienic, and just fucking gross.

Why you think this free bleeding is something that you should be proud of is beyond me. Please, I dont judge or hate on you for your periods (however i will tease you about them)

IT IS A SIGN THAT YOU ARE FERTILE, FUNCTIONAL, ALIVE AND NOT PREGNANT

Nothing makes a guy happier than having a girl he is having sex with then to go on her peroid, it means condoms and birth control have done their job.

I understand girls if you have a huge flow one week and blood gets everywhere, it happens. It is a natural biological function, dont oppress it embrace it. Its part of being alive like sleeping or eating. but letting blood flow is like not sleeping when your tired or not eating when your hungry, BY CHOICE AND NOT NECESSITY.

 Embrace being human and what your body is telling you, it is the only way to live.

Friday, January 24, 2014

Lots o Stuff

I cannot talk about my work, as much as in enrages me. So here are a few tips to make your winter safer and my job slightly less stressful

Roads are only ploughed if they can go somewhere safely
Drive an appropriate vehicle with appropriate tires
If its not an emergency, then you dont need to go. 
If the roads are not safe, you are making them more dangerous by being on them
We will clear a path for emergency vehicles

Seem pretty obvious yes, but some people insist on breaking the rules which makes things get done slower.

Now, onto other news.

Beta/Autistic 

I think that is the next generation shit

for example:
in the 2000's it was emos
in the 10's its hipsters
in the 20's (maybe sooner) it will be betas.

I really do not understand why young people cling to a style that was considered shit by their predecessors. NOT parents, the guys 5 - 10 years older than them. I remember emos in the late 90's, we hated them then the style caught on and then scene kids, suicide girls ect.

Mind you, aesthetically its a decent style, it has enough goth to be kinda neat but enough hot to be arousing.
And you know what? the same thing with hipsters. I hate the attitude, but hipster chicks look good.

Perhaps when young women take to a style that is shit, and change it they make it something fappable.

However, the attitudes piss me the fuck off. Like hipsters and emos they have always been around, we just never had a label for them. Now its beta/autistic.

Another interesting change in the internet is the hatred of atheism, when they used to hate relision. Now they are still not down for religion either, but it seems the internet has come to the realization that people who identify themselves as atheist are just trolling religion, hating it for the sake of hating it, feeling like they are smarter and better for putting it down.

What they have done is bascically created a christian religion, with all the negativity and no god.

And Betas/Autistics (in the eyes of the internet anyway) cling to this

Finally, I have met the elusive beta females numberous times.
Hell I dated one.

These are girls who frequent a certain website too much, and believe the shit they see on there. Spouting memes and references.

And you know what? IT MAKES MY DICK SOFT

It ruins an otherwise decent looking female by knowing that they are intelligent but naieve and their mind is full of dumb shit from random that they think is true.

fack

in other news one of my coworkers got stupid hot, she has gone beyond cougar.

at first I thought that it was just a bunch of desperate truckers talking about her tits because I worked with her last year, I didnt think she was anything special.

Well turns out shes gluten intolerant, so she has gone gulten free and literally lost a shit tonne of weight from her gut and put it on her tits

she has got to be like 40 and just must have jumped up 2 or 3 inches and atleast one cup size

seriously WHAT THE FUCK

No wonder they like her tits. Go after her gents, i may not be an expert on women but something tells me that none of you are going to have any luck getting with that one.

TO THE ONES WHO ARE MARRIED YOU HAD BETTER NOT TRY, YOU ARE LEGALLY OBLIGATED NOT TO.

Saturday, January 18, 2014

Its 5am, and I havent slept

Normally I would blame this behavior on alcohol, parties, women or video games.

Or some combination of the above, fact is I havent slept well in a year and a half. People who know me probabily know why

so now Ima rant on my new underwear.

Boxers, I got for christmas. Comfy but not that stretcy, light and breathes.
Pretty fucking solid for boxers however I have came across a small problem

THE DICK PORT IS TOO SMALL

For those of you who dont know what a dick port is, it is what I am calling the ingenious opening flap thing at the front of mens underwear, sometimes button sometimes just layers of cotton which allows for the pissing without the pulling down of the shorts.

My dick does not get through it.

This may be my fault, but I doubt it. I think the underwear manufactures just made it too small.

WHICH MAKES MASTERBATION AND URINATION FUCKING DIFFICULT

Speaking of dicks did you know jesse slaughter is apparantly in the process of becoming male?

Sweet shit website, you actually turned a camwhore cunt into a boy. Thats fucking awesome.

For those of you who dont know jesse slaughter was a 'chan' or meme or camwhore. What she ended up doing was pissing off alot of people, and eventually pissing off anon.

She is the anti boxy, where boxy's harassment lead to her loving the website more, jesses was something a little different.

After all the backtracing, naked pictures bullying that she went through she decides to become male.

You know what anon, I think I may have caused a girl to turn into a boy. I was the last male she 'had a thing for'

highschool bullshit relationships on bandtrips

so I cant say if she was dtf or not. I was a foolish man and decided to not cheat on my then cheating girlfriend.

Lesson 43 - Blonds always cheat, best used as cumdumpster or photographs

and now she is in the process of becoming male, which sucks because in my mind the girl she was no longer exists, however from what I have heard she still cannot take a side.

Sexuality is like gender, pick one. I dont care which one, I dont care how much you change but you need to choose what you like.

(I still think bisexualism is people who just dont have the balls/ovaries to make a decision)

and you know what? that is still fine. Atleast you are willing to admit that you do not know what you prefer more instead of saying you like both equally.

No. I do not like blonds and redheads equally, a long time ago while watching spideman I decided redheads were the way to go

where were we

right. chicks getting dicks

I must say that this girl doesnt cause me to loose sleep but sometimes I wonder, what if I did the wrong thing and chased her. would things be any different

probabily not

Relationships never end well for me, and normally I go after women who are bat shit loco. Guess I actually avoided one for once.

Saturday, January 4, 2014

Finally caught up!

After...atleast 6 months of half starting blogs and never posting them I am finally caught up!
Seems that I do more work during the first few months of the year anyway...

I am going to talk about fucking today.

You already know that I HATE women who refuse to give blowjobs and expect you to eat them out.

I have decided to extend the list to women who dont put out but expect you to fuck them.

Stay with me, I'll explain.

They want sex, cuddling, they want you to make them cum

HOWEVER

these girls are really not down on foreplay.

SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK

I AM HEARING MORE AND MORE STORIES FROM MY BUDDIES ABOUT CHICKS LIKE THIS

NO ORAL, NO HAND NO FUCKING AROUND MAKING EACH OTHER HORNY ENOUGH TO FUCKING FUCK

WHERE IS THE FUN IN THIS?

Alright, I am calm now.

I understand that sex is the intimate and best feeling part, but foreplay is the fun part. Undressing each other, teasing and whatever else tickles your fancy.

Girls: I understand that you may be worried that the guy may get off and lose his erection and you are worried that sex may not last as long as a result.

Im sorry gents, I cant help you there. I have a hard time eliminating my erection most of the time, however sex in a car is a great way to guarantee that my erection will eventually dissappear. I hate sex in cars.

But if the guy gives a fuck about you, he will finish you. Its a macho thing, it makes our balls feel bigger if we make a girl climax (see game Bonetown, its a great fucking game)

Now, in my experience...I have had... 33% of women not put out.

It irritates me. GIRLS USE YOUR HANDS USE YOUR MOUTH FOR FUCKS SAKES

ANUS OPTIONAL

Girls who usually do not put out are usually not confident.
It is what I noticed in my experience anyway, reflecting back on it. They are not that confident in their abilities, their looks or decisions in who they fuck and date.

Also it could indiacate that they are thinking of someone else.
Girls: US GUYS HAVE MASTERED THINKING ABOUT ANOTHER GIRL WHILE WE FUCK YOU, YOU CAN TO.

I am sure that there are a few guys out there who do the same thing but to girls.

SHAME ON YOU.

do not do anything that you would not like done to you.

ie: unless you are okay with a girl sticking something up your ass, perhaps avoid anal

if you dont like the taste of pussy do not expect a blow job.

NOW

there are some who may not care, and you may get some head and ass anyway, but you should not expect it if you are not down for it. This goes for everyone.

This also includes pubic hair shaving.

Fun fact: girls who do not put out are usually girls who also do not plan on shaving their pubic hair.

I think maybe the removal of pubic hairs increase sex drive and make sex feel better.

Prove me wrong.