Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Into Darkness

I am seeing a fair bit of hate for the next instalment of the star trek movie by JJ

Dont know why honestly, I read a complaint how its just another big baddie.

(almost) every star trek movie had a big baddie, lets see

Star Trek 1 - V'Ger
Star Trek 2 - Kahn
Star Trek 3 - Kruge
Star Trek 4 - Whalers and Whale Aliens
Star Trek 5 - Sybok
Star Trek 6 - Chang
Star Trek 7 - Soran
Star Trek 8 - The Borg Queen/Borg
Star Trek 9 - Sona and Dowerty
Star Trek 10 - Shinzon

and as for baddie ships

Star Trek 1 - V'Ger
Star Trek 2 - Reliant
Star Trek 3 - Bird of Prey (later the Bounty)
Star Trek 4 - The 'probe' that disables everything
Star Trek 5 - The Enterprise
Star Trek 6 - Cloaked Bird of Prey
Star Trek 7 - Nexus (?)
Star Trek 8 - Borg Cube
Star Trek 9 - Sona Ships
Star Trek 10 - Scimitar

so, haters, shut the fuck up. There is always a big baddie, with a big ship to fight against the good guys, and it will be hard for victory. if it was easy, it would be a really short movie.

Lense flares
kinda justified, everything looked really shiny in star trek but the point of star trek was the universe was new, fresh and not used or corrupted (opposite of star wars)

Interior of enterprise looks like an apple product...yupp kinda justified as well

Giving away the name of the baddie

USS Vengeance - it looks starfleet but it doesnt at the same time, why would starfleet design such a vessel?

MAYBE BECAUSE IT ISNT FUCKING STAR FLEET!

a) what if it is a klingon attempt at designing a better enterprise?
b) mirror verse?
c) time travel?

so all this hate before the movie, only half of it is justified. Give the film a chance, if you want to bitch about something, bitch about the host or twilight. If you do give this movie a chance and think its shit, bitch then.

Otherwise, just wait 2 and a half weeks.


an honest evaluation of rage

First of all, I love id and I love Rage

Rage had some 'issues'
Bullshit, the game would have been an incestuous suicidal 14 year old if it was human.

Well first of all, the PC game (upon its first release) played and looked like a god damned beta
I actually broke the game in one part (and I bought the anarchy edition) and it look liked I had accidentally gotten into the level editor and I was fucking around with the size of a box.

That was fun, but weird.

The game does take forever to load, now by no means is my computer cutting edge any more, however I have yet to get a game even recently that I cannot play at full settings.

It seems to me the overworld map takes FOREVER to load, but thats okay
because it is fucking beautiful.

Enough ripping on it for now, lets get into the awesome bits of it.

Aesthetically its beautiful and perfect. The characters have a fluid of motion, bad guys respond to bullet momentum and their deaths keep their momentum. The environment is beautifully designed and well thought out. The characters are awesome.

The driving is a blast, I would argue more fun than borderlands.
The vehicles are customizable and upgradable. The races are exciting and the vehicular combat is exactly what I want out of cars with guns, fast and simple.

The guns are another thing
There is not a single useless or not fun gun, with multiple ammo types (for most weapons) you have an extremely over powered arsenal attached to your back, but the game does not seem too easy. I love a game that makes the games difficulty around the weapons and not vice versa, this is a typical id thing to do anyway. Seriously (besides the pistol) what weapon in doom was not awesome and/or useful?

The story...here is where Rage failed.
Its short, its half a story and from what I have recently discovered this is the 360's fault. While computers were computers and awesome (more ram, blu ray, hard drive space) and while the PS3 had the forward thinking to install blu ray on it standard the 360 did not, which meant the game had to be much, much smaller to be played on the 360 (which I would assume has a larger base than PS3 or PC) so in order to sell a game and make money, they had to make the game's size appropraite to the 360, and instead of cutting things like the look and feel of the game, they chopped the length.

Good solution: basically meant tonnes of DLC to finish the story and a sequel to advance it. problem
the game did not sell well (I dont know why honnestly, but Im guessing it was the load times)

which were atrocious ACROSS THE BOARD
now it is a game with a terrible ending and bad load times
a game which promised to be the awesome parts or borderlands and fallout.

No.

The poor and incorrect advertising is what killed the game, it should have been marketed as a shooter from the company that started shooters.

The sky has fallen, and a hero must rise.

Or some shit like that. Imply the asteroid, show off the driving, show off the smooth and awesome animation and show off the crossbow and shot gun (and what they can shoot)

however we were told it took the best of 2 popular and similar games.
There was no RPG elements
IT was like borderlands (where borderlands is yes an open world and you can choose what you do but still basically linear)
It had the excellent post apocalypse story and atmosphere of fallout
It did not have a level system
It was not much of a sandbox
It did not ahve nearly as many different weapons or character customizations

It is supposed to be a shooter, a callback to the old school shooters, simple things. THIS is what I feel ID was planning on challenging its old time foe, duke nukem, with. Perhaps if advertised as such, it would have.
(perhaps if more people gave a fuck about duke, it would have been a challenge but thats another story)

In summary
-Short story, bad ending
-Glitchy as hell (but remember, bethesda owns ID now and they are kinda renown for this)
-Slow load times

-Beautiful environment
-Badass weapons
-Excellent plot, atmosphere
-Driving a blast
-Animations smooth and realistic

the good outweighs the bad so pick this up, its on steam for cheap. (also buy the DLC, the female lead is hot as hell)

Sunday, April 14, 2013

Ever have a night where you hate everyone?

Im going back to playing star trek online
atleast my crew listens to me there.

Perhaps the lack of social interaction has reduced my tolerance of people. probably.
But here is what I have to look forward to tonight.

A girl who will be uber upset about how much work she has to do, but yet complains about being bored all the time, keeps weird hours and doesnt do her work.

A girl who is drunk texting me.

A girl who is texting me, and is still unaware of who I really am.

A girl texting me, and telling me things that her boyfriend told her to say
-and let me add that talking to these two is becoming less and less fun because they are pulling on me what they pulled on their room mates, they only want to talk to me when they need a favour  it has not happened often but I can see it happening.

Finally A girl, an old fuck buddy, keeps insisting that she talk to me in order to be friends (because she likes me and would still want to fuck if she were single)
Probably because I am a superior mate compared to her current one in terms of looks, intelligence and fun.
Problem is, this girl is boring and was one of those achievement unlocked fuck buddies, I dont mind her but she is boring and talks with that stupid inflection at the end of every sentence that sounds like they are asking a question. Hell, she was even boring in bed...on the other hand no foreplay for her, straight to sex. Could be good if you were looking for a bang and go. But she keeps on texting me, and I tell her, you are fucking boring, I dont want to talk to you because we usually have nothing to talk about.

Mother of cock I hate women.

People wanting to play age of empires and forgetting that the game is like the old starcraft, you are either really fucking good, or not. There is no middle ground, and I am not because while they were out getting good at this game, I was fucking several females trying to figure out what good sex is.

IT IS NOT A TEETHY BLOWJOB (you also know who you are)

Im bored, and I dont want to play video games or hang out with people...

FACK

Well thats a lie, Id love to play games or hang out however the weather/roads are discouraging vehiclar adventures and Id kinda like to win at a game of age of empires 2 for once.

I am not sure what the purpose of this rant is, I guess im bored and want to do something other than what I ahve been doing lately...which is hanging out and playing video games...perhaps Ill go for a run

I HAVE A FUCKING WORTHY RANT

Women, why do you comb your hair back straight, you know show off all the forehead?

ITS FUCKING UGLY AS HELL

Why dont you just let your hair down, christ, you dont need to do anything special. With the exception of pigtails (in certain situations) I prefer the hair down, much more attractive, I understand that you bitches need to keep the hair up and out of the way

BUT MY CHRIST THERE MUST BE A BETTER WAY TO DO IT THAN JUST PULL IT STRAIGHT BACK AND BOBYPIN

Seriously, the hottest girl in my res would pull her hair back like that, look like she is ugly and 40 and make her roommate look awesome (but I like that since I had a huge crush oh her room mate) but that aside

womens hair? why do they spend so much time on it sometimes, and it looks like they just threw it on in 2 minutes and ugly as hell.

Why not juts wear it down or when they need it out of the way put it up in a nice ponytail? Why do they need to complicate things?


Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Now everyone post that story

Fuck, that last post, about the rape. I guess everyone is posting it and are taking the typical, normal side.

Those boys are monsters for doing this and the guy taking the picture is evil. How predictable.
People are fucking stupid, they take the news (or conspiracy theories) as true facts without thought or looking deeper.

I will let you in on a secret, everybody lies.

The news will not tell you everything
Conspiracy theories are made by crazy people

In fact you cannot rely on anything this blog even could be incorrect. It is up to you to make your own conclusions based on what you know or have found out.

But not enough people do this, most people take the articles in the media or internet at face value and immediately make a judgement on if it is crazy or true.

Why not immediately try to see it from both angles and then figure shit out and make your own conclusions.

You know what website? I quit you.

Its late, Im probabily not going to sleep yet...
time for a rant.

There is a certain website that I used to frequent...until about 2 minutes ago.
They didnt post anything over the line really
nothing too offensive or disgusting (by my extremely numbed feelings)
They posted something about something that happened close to home, 2 hours from home in fact.

I will give you the quick and dirty.
Girl gets drunk, raped by 4 guys, hangs herself.

You know what, shit like this probably happens all the time in my town but I dont hear about it
and I certainly do not hear about it on that website. Generally speaking I like keeping my real live and internet life separate to some extent (and I write this blog, why you ask? Figure it the fuck out)

Its not the rape, or underage drinking or suicide. For stories like this are posted all the time there, and most of the time they are fake. This time, I know it happened, it was all over the news. It also happened close to home, I dont even know these people but it scares me that my internet life can get so close to my real life.

Oh, content warning on this post

Point being, these individuals were discussing (rather crudely) if the woman in question was actually raped.

As vile, disgusting, and evil as these guys can be they do have a point.
The problem with rape is, it is definitely a very very bad thing but proving it is somewhat of a grey zone and usually results in a he said/she said kind of thing.

They suggest that she was not raped, but was wanted what she got.

WRONG

If she was sober, then perhaps, but while drunk you are not thinking straight and

ARE INCAPABLE OF GIVING CONSENT ON ANYTHING OTHER THEN A DRIVE HOME

would things change if she was sober?
No. The problem was not the act, it was the fact that she was caught in the act.

Now, me personally, would I care...depends on the act.
and thats the point, if you get caught doing something that puts your reputation in jeopardy people may do foolish things.

This girls reputation would have been ruined had she said it was anything other than rape. So she did the only logical thing. Destroys the life and reputation of 4 men who may or may not have been in the wrong.

If they did it: then hopefully someone shoots them
If they did not do it: then hopefully they learn never to have sex with drunk bitches.

But I guess it doesnt matter, because she killed herself. Why would someone kill themselves.

Obvious reason: Were raped, that fucks with your head
It is something that is unwanted by the mind, it is a violation.

Not so obvious reason: She wasnt, and she knew it and felt guilt for destroying those men.

How could this have been avoided?
A bit more discreetness with alcohol, and behaviour.

The teachers and parents failed;

people underaged are going to drink, dont try and teach it away, or ignore it away.
Teach maturity and judgement when drinking. Dont every say dont do it, tell them what to expect when they drink and how to drink in order to have a good time and not get in trouble
Still tell them driving impaired (sleep deprivation, alcohol, drugs ect) is bad and DONT DO IT.
One could make the same point with drugs, but I feel less people do drugs than drink.

also teach discreteness with videos and pictures
some are funny
others are offensive

and this stuff is learned by fucking up. In this case, it lead to an alleged sexual assault and eventual suicide. Most of us get off lucky with a few embarrassing stories or media we need to try and explain.

Right now it seems that we teach people about potentially dangerous things enough for them to be curious, but not cautious. This needs to change, or incidents like this will continue to happen and they dont need to.

Monday, April 8, 2013

Well that looks alot fucking better

Excellent, this compose works much nicer than the HTML I was using.

If I gave enough of a fuck I could remember the html formatting shit and probably make my post look awesome, and hey look at this, fucking spell check. YES!

I have come to realize that I can easily manipulate and deceive women. FUCKING YES!
All you need to do is say the right combination of things and they will melt in your hands like clay, do with them what you will.

Me? I want to try and fix them and make them like me enough to have sex with them.

Honestly, if I speak to you it is only because you meet my minimum standard of physical attractiveness.
As mentioned earlier there are a few women who stimulate me intellectually and emotionally.

I highly doubt I will have sex with them, I may enjoy it too much.

Why can I manipulate and deceive women? Probably because I have been fucked over a few times (havent we all) perhaps more than a few times. We learn by fucking up, and Ive fucked up and been fucked over enough times to write a book...or a shitty blog with excessive profanity and terrible punctuation and spelling.
Now why do you need to be manipulative and deceitful? Its the only way not to get fucked over, its a sad state that this seems to be the only way to make relationships work by times.

So how do you manipulate, it is indeed more than just a combination of the right things said at the right time, for that you need to know some basic constants of people

Since Ive begun writing this blog I have learned some unpleasant things. I really dont want to continue with the manipulation shit but I am comitted! TO A CAUSE! CHARGE!

Allright people

1) People like being cared for
2) People like being listened to

If you can listen to someone or care about them, they will do things for you, got it? Good. Now other things to consider when you manipulate people

3) Do what they want how they want sometimes
Remember the big goal here, sometimes you will have to give in to them, but dont worry. This will make this easier later on

and finally

A bad manipulation is when the individual finds out they have been manipulated, A good one is when they dont know if you are or not, and a great one is when they never find out.