Thursday, October 21, 2010

Drunken Weekends

Well It has been a while... so time to fill you in on the last two sloppy nights

First off, last saturday where for no reason the pilots went to a party
drank
then went to clubs
It was a newfie party, and there was a keg and booze. it was good, eventually
I hitched a ride with one hansome mother fucker and two girls and we rode to
the rouge night club.
While there, I enjoyed some fine beverages (on top of the gin I had already consumed)
in the form of
jack frost
voldka redbull
disarano sour
russian roulette
liquid cocaine
gummy bear

it was a good time, dancing like a fool and no drama.
however, whilest sober the next morning i scratched someones car
fuck my life, only I would do something so stupid...

and now, onto last night...wednesday
student night at the O2, I am designated driver
and first we start off at Irish-mans going away party. lots of pilots
loud bassy music and lots of booze.
First off there was the pre drinks at the newfs place with my classmates
then to the going away party, which was pre drinks for theclub
before heading out to the club I and Ninja Girl acqired super pilot
and convinced him to come out and play
then to the club, where they had booze, and I had redbull
it was a good time, classmates and schoolmates everywhere
and they seemed to enjoy themselves, then I left for a bit to drive people home
and come back to find out that physical fights were narroly avoided between some of
the people that go to my school!
Fuck! I leave them alone for 30 minutes...
anyways, turns out they were fighting over a girl and the once united and pumped pilots
have now been divided into two teams

Bieber vs the German

...frig...
to be honnest, Bieber needs to grow up, he tried to start shit with the german, because the
german had a thing for bievers girl before they started dating.
Bieber cannot grow up and just let the past be past, and because of this he may have ruined his future with this girl
and he isnt a bad guy...just a little untrusting about his girlfriend and has a hatred for every guy who
ever had anything to do with her (even if it was before him and ancient history it would seem)
i think it was the booze...no one was thinking.
the german was kinda aggravating him, but bieber was giving him the evil eye all night...
fucks sakes...then people siding with bieber apparantly were becoming annoying bitches
and the girl left early, alone and bieber looked rather upset.
bieber man, you have her now and thats what counts, dont fuck up the future because of the past
and for the love of christ TRUST HER if you cant trust her, then you have not earned the privolage to fucking date or fuck her
ugh...
another thing, we have leared about each others 'confirmed kills' (back in my day, it was bitches we fucked)
and...I, surprisingly have the highest confrimed killes at 9
the magnificant miss m next with 7
and everyone else seems to be muddling around 2-4
...
I thought I was doing poorly, apparantly you shouldn't be up this high
who knew?
so, they now think I am big pimpin...and
one guy asked the magnificant miss m for a blow job, I told him he wasnt being blunt enough
he should have just asked for sex
anyways, i drove these people home and now off for a nap before class starts in a few hours

oh, and another thing
DONT FUCKING DATE IN A COLLEGE OF 200
ESPECIALLY WITH ONLY 7 WOMEN
THEY WILL CHEAT ON YOU
many men have learnes this hard lesson tonight...
AND BITCHES BE MORE FUCKING COMMITTED, ITS BECAUSE OF WOMEN LIKE YOU THAT THE GENERIC ASSHOLE EXISTS!