Saturday, May 9, 2015

on the topic of superheroes

I powered through all the avenger movies, in this order

Iron Man 1
Iron Man 2
Thor
Captain America: The First Avenger
The Avengers
Thor: The Dark World
Iron Man 3
Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Im going to also assume that the shit hit the fan with all these at the same time because:

Aliens destroy london, and no help from other guys? WTF thor
SHIELD is revealed to be nazis with super flying aircraft carriers, WTF rogers
THESE CARRIERS WERE UPGRATED BY STARK, AND HE WASNT THERE TO SEE THEM FLY WHAT THE FLYING FUCK CAPTAIN ROGERS

A terrorist CAPTURES THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND SHEILD DOES NOT HELP AT ALL WHAT THE FUCK IRON MAN

Maybe it makes more sense if Captain America happened first, and because shield was disbanded and not organized they could not coordinate to help.

Guess I will go with that

Yes I know there is marvels agents of shield
Yes I know there is daredevil and LOADS of spider man movies
Yes I know there is the hulk.

Hulk 2 should come after Iron Man 1, hulk 1 doesnt make sense in this universe.
Daredevil and spiderman do not fit in this universe, but if I had to they would all happen BEFORE Iron Man 2. Also amazing spider man only...probably, it looks closer to the marvel universe

Why do this? BECAUSE IM GOING TO FUCKING SEE AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON TONIGHT

FUCK YEAH

AM I GETTING LAID BEFORE/AFTER

PROBABLY
NOT

fuck, no matter

The real purpose of this blog is to give you all an update on my goal of no porn, no masturbation and no 4chan for the month of may.

Why? Honestly mostly to see if I could do it, because recently I have had so little to do that I would just watch porn and fap, several times a day.

its day 9 and rachel starr and mercedes carrera have invaded my dreams. Fucks sake, that kind of shit didnt happen when I was habitually watching this crap.

Also my buddy and his girlfriend had me chasing  their puppy all over fucking creation for some strange reason, but that is of little relevance

Honestly, it isnt so bad. I thought it would be worse, but I get bored, so I fap so I want to watch porn, so I want to fap so I watch porn ect ect ect

Im still bored as shit. I go do other things.

Avengers 2 is awesome btw



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