Thursday, January 3, 2013

What hipsters really are

You know what a hipster really is? A guy who fucks a girl in highschool, isnt proud and doesnt tell anyone of it, then when this girl becomes a pornstar he brags about it. 1) YOU WERE NOT PROUD OF THIS UNTIL THEY WERE SUCCESSFUL. YOU ARE NOT A FAN, YOU ARE A HIPSTER 2) THEY WERE NOT AT THEIR BEST WHEN YOU WERE INTERESTED, NOW THEY HAVE GROWN AND IMPROVED AND IF YOU CANT LIKE THIS YOU ARE A HIPSTER. The cure for hipsterism? Beats me, but Im proud that most of the bitches Ive fucked could have become pornstars (had they not gotten fat, gone crazy, had a child or any combination of the listed 3)

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