Tuesday, June 8, 2010

For here, because its too long for facebook...

...and I wish I had a nickel everytime I heard that

I am tired of the "It had good cinematragophy" defence for twilight.
You know what else has good cinematagraphy: Porn.
I cuts out or minimizes the shit the viewer wants least (usually plot, men ect)
Focuses on what the viewer wants the see the most (Vagina, Tits or Fucking ect)
It gives the viewer exactly what they want (attractive naked woman or man, fucking, oral ect)
Its not normally longer than the viewer can tolerate (not longer than 'endurance')
It has music that fits the mood/whats going on in the film
BUT THIS DOES NOT MEAN A PORN IS GOOD!

Yes, I have just compared Twilight to porn, you will never masterbate again.
Actually, I may have suggested that porn is better than twilight.

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