Thursday, January 14, 2010

Fucking Faggots

Its been a long stretch of days
and basically nothing amusing has happened in any of them
Class, flight...lack of sleep
But!
Finally, today shit happened. Shit thats funny and worth noting!
Well first of all, there is class, where our instructor is a bigger prick than we are and it just terrible the things that happen.
First of all, a war
2 classmates were having a paper ball fight, and between them stood the generic asshole, the french fuck and ginger. So they are throwing shit at each other (out of rage the redhead attacked the quebecker from time to time)
This went on all afternoon, just fireing paper balls everywhere, either our teacher doesnt care or finds it amusing. He must know though.
Anyways, about the title, the homosexual quotient of our class was terrible today.
We were all acting gay, and not just a little, like fucking flaming. Ginger was touching my leg lovingly today, and to be fair, it kinda scared me.
I was also constantly saying " was it good for you " to about everything they did, impling homosexuality.
Also, we were doing alot of talking and texting in the class...to each other...
yeah, thats pretty fucking gay (considering the girl to guy ratio is 2 to 18)
its a fucking sausage fest.
One classmate was talking like he was from sanfransisco, and we spoke of AIDS
(Aviation Induced Divorce Syndrome) so since we all have girlfriends, I have come to the realization that we are all going to marry these women
fuck the shit out of them
maybe reproduce (provided we dont ingest anymore glycol than we already have)
and then they cheat on us, and we cheat on them
as pilots we are away alot, so the wife/husband gets lonely
we get lonely
relationship goes to shit
people start cheating and drinking
and boom, this is why alcoholism and divorce rates are so high among pilots (i have yet to find any actual evidence that proves that statement) but i guess this is common knowledge.
Then, pilots get married again, and dont fuck up this relationship.
god, I hope this doesnt happen. The wife is the only thing preventing me from becoming more of a complete ass than i already am.
Oh, on a side note, we have a new nick name for our furry red friend (i am not sure if he shaves)
but because he was on his fucking mistral cycle, he bitched us out and threatened to kick our ass (funny because the french fuck grabbed a hold of his hand, and gave it a good crack) and incapicated it for a few seconds (maybe even minutes). also, there may or may not have been a nerf sword being swung out a hypothetical honda civic, at pilot of course. This sword may or may not have blocked an incomming snowball.
I felt like a fucking jedi after i pulled that shit off.
so long story short

Pilots acting like faggots
Paperball war between desks
AIDS sucks
The Generic Asshole DOES indeed have a soft spot for the fairer sex
New nickname for Ginger
The Generic Asshole pulls off a fucking Jedi move

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